Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

Niggie Babies

Noun

1. The mixture of sweat and lint/fuzz that sticks to freshly shaven armpits as a result of wearing a dark colored sweatshirt without a T shirt underneath, then sweating in it. The resulting sweaty black lint balls are called "Niggie Babies."

"Use this washcloth to wipe the Niggie Babies from your armpits."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

baby rhino

A cute fat chick.

Dude 1: Damn dawg, that chick is cute but chunky.

Dude 2: Yeah homie, she's a baby rhino.

by Fat chick March 8, 2014

baby bingo

Risking the chance to get pregnant by going in raw

“Omg me and this bird played baby bingo !”

by Chlo May 26, 2019

scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.

"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."

by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015

Cock Baby

A simile for the word fuck boy, man slut, and etc.

"That dude is such a fucking Cock Baby"

by Bambi Cock June 13, 2019

baby joseph

the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, never the same, totally unique soon to be born child of Jenna and Tyler Joseph

Clikkie 1: I'm so excited for baby joseph to be born!!!
Clikkie 2: I know rightttt!!!

by clikkieparxie69 January 7, 2020