Yo check this Mark Ass Suspect rollin this way, lookin like a part time snitch and a full time suspect.
by D7676767676 May 26, 2010
The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.
Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
by Urban Jew January 17, 2010
Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."
Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.
Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.
Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.
Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.
"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."
"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."
"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."
"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."
"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."
by Coell February 25, 2006
The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
by ReverendSaintReverend July 07, 2009
by Dirty Diggs January 01, 2013
A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.
Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.
by todasky January 09, 2009
1) - Another Urban Dictionary phrase that that covers a lot of meanings defined by its usage.
2) - An observation of realization toward an observed event by an observer, observing an event.
3) - When something you watch someone do that makes you just grimace in sheer shock and/or dismay and makes you think that person did something stupid or is stupid.
2) - An observation of realization toward an observed event by an observer, observing an event.
3) - When something you watch someone do that makes you just grimace in sheer shock and/or dismay and makes you think that person did something stupid or is stupid.
1) - You unknowingly hit on your bosses' wife at the company party .... THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
2) - You are live on a special Jerry Springer and you think you are there because you're told that your girl wants a threesome, and you are all excited about it! ... only to find out that she is with HER girlfriend and is dumping YOU on national TV cuz you have a 2 inch pecker!
... That's Gonna Leave A Mark!
You are with your mom, playing dominoes, helping to entertain her friends - cuz you told her as part of your New Years resolution you'd spend more time with her. They all say how sweet it is! And ... she starts the game off by telling everyone the story how you pissed your bed til you were 16 1/2 and sometimes you shit yourself when you get suddenly scared ... ... still to this day! THAT's gonna leave a mark! (NO PUN INTENDED)
You show up at your court date ... stoned off your ass ... THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
You FINALLY! get that date - you know - with the ever so pop girl ...Shelby OnErBak- in your sophomore year - you are about to get a home run and you not only can't get it up ... but it shrinks! THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
You make A FRICKIN' LOT of money at your work and your boss really enjoys suddenly scaring the shit out of you in meetings now and then to get back at you for hitting on his wife at the company party. THAT'S gonna leave a mark! (Pun Intended)
When you find out that the girlfriend of your girl that dumped you on Jerry Spinger on National TV, is your bosses wife from the company party! DOH!
- Or ... You get a bad wound/injury like from a knife or a bitch slap (both fig. and lit.) LMAO!
When Joe got hit by traffic when he was crossing the street in the movie "Meet Joe Black" and you yell, "SHIT! That's gonna to leave a mark!"
What you nonchalauntly say when you see a skateboarders broken cheek bone suddenly shoot thru his flesh after a bad crash ... "Well ... that's gonna leave a mark"
MOST OF ALL ... is when you think you are being as funny as hell, and your word gets denied by the editors of Urban Dictionary.
2) - You are live on a special Jerry Springer and you think you are there because you're told that your girl wants a threesome, and you are all excited about it! ... only to find out that she is with HER girlfriend and is dumping YOU on national TV cuz you have a 2 inch pecker!
... That's Gonna Leave A Mark!
You are with your mom, playing dominoes, helping to entertain her friends - cuz you told her as part of your New Years resolution you'd spend more time with her. They all say how sweet it is! And ... she starts the game off by telling everyone the story how you pissed your bed til you were 16 1/2 and sometimes you shit yourself when you get suddenly scared ... ... still to this day! THAT's gonna leave a mark! (NO PUN INTENDED)
You show up at your court date ... stoned off your ass ... THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
You FINALLY! get that date - you know - with the ever so pop girl ...Shelby OnErBak- in your sophomore year - you are about to get a home run and you not only can't get it up ... but it shrinks! THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
You make A FRICKIN' LOT of money at your work and your boss really enjoys suddenly scaring the shit out of you in meetings now and then to get back at you for hitting on his wife at the company party. THAT'S gonna leave a mark! (Pun Intended)
When you find out that the girlfriend of your girl that dumped you on Jerry Spinger on National TV, is your bosses wife from the company party! DOH!
- Or ... You get a bad wound/injury like from a knife or a bitch slap (both fig. and lit.) LMAO!
When Joe got hit by traffic when he was crossing the street in the movie "Meet Joe Black" and you yell, "SHIT! That's gonna to leave a mark!"
What you nonchalauntly say when you see a skateboarders broken cheek bone suddenly shoot thru his flesh after a bad crash ... "Well ... that's gonna leave a mark"
MOST OF ALL ... is when you think you are being as funny as hell, and your word gets denied by the editors of Urban Dictionary.
by LayItOnYou March 24, 2007