by Misss.T.Lu February 18, 2014
If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
The act of taking Nyquil to become groggy and giving yourself the stranger by sitting on your hand with intent on jerking off.
In this method your drugged up and have no idea whose touching your penis.
In this method your drugged up and have no idea whose touching your penis.
I took Nyqil for my cough and gave myself the stranger.. then i woke up to a loud noise to find my dick in my hand i had no idea whoes it was! i made the date rape method!
by Jariinsaurus August 05, 2010
by damnthatssmart October 16, 2022
To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).
Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?
Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.
Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.
by lormaak April 04, 2009
This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 10, 2021
Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.
Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?
Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
by Grind S. December 18, 2013