12 bar bluesorama

1. A skilful piece of music made up on the spot, though sounds perfectly practiced and smooth.

2. Anything that passes as good enough, eg an excuse that is made up on the spot, yet seems viable
Luke: Hey Murph have you got an excuse for being out so late?? Won't your parents be pissed??

Murph: Nah, i'll just do a 12 bar bluesorama.
by SummerOnions August 07, 2008
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Douchebag Bar Crawl

A douchebag bar crawl (DBC) occurs when you're out with your crew and you attend 3 or more consecutive bars that have a reputation of being frequented by douchebags. A douchebag bar crawl is more often than not a spur-of-the-moment decision brought on by excess booze and questionable choices.
John: We went to THOSE bars last night? It's a bit hazy for me but are you serious?

Steve: I know man, I can't believe we pulled off a douchebag bar crawl last night. What the fuck are we even doing with our lives?
by the_drumniac April 09, 2017
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bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking
That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.
by winkywpwinwwwinky May 02, 2018
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Monkey Bar Sex

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking
Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses
by 69TheDefiner69 August 19, 2019
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max payne bar

A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.

You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.

A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
by SteveFkdU February 06, 2014
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Dusty Bar Troll

A female who is busted and tries to cover it up with to much makeup, and then proceeds to go to the bar thinking that they are sexy
That dusty bar troll gives five dollar handies in the men's bathroom at the local pub
by thedevilsreject October 18, 2011
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bar belled

a step worse than being dumb belled. this could be a physical or a very harsh verbal abuse
by Gandalf April 01, 2003
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