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Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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date rape method

The act of taking Nyquil to become groggy and giving yourself the stranger by sitting on your hand with intent on jerking off.
In this method your drugged up and have no idea whose touching your penis.
I took Nyqil for my cough and gave myself the stranger.. then i woke up to a loud noise to find my dick in my hand i had no idea whoes it was! i made the date rape method!
by Jariinsaurus August 5, 2010
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Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).
Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.
by lormaak April 3, 2009
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more plates more dates

supraphysiological derek. popular meathead chemist youtuber
sup guys derek more plates more dates dot com
by damnthatssmart October 16, 2022
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National go on a date day

October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!
by The mr. Nobody October 15, 2019
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Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
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Date Your Crush Day

Every November 6th, a female/male can date their crush all day without their crush knowing. Only they know they are dating them.
Female/Male: Hey! Happy National Date Your Crush Day babe!
Crush: Um. What?!
by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019
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