ZombieWasted

When you get drunk like zombies do, drinking all the juicy delicious flesh and such.

Faith: Yo Clara I wanna get wasted
Clara: Well it will only be fun if we get ZombieWasted
Faith: Yeah gurl let's do it

by C.DawgSOLO November 15, 2011

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 24, 2012

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

zombie froth

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.

You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.

by resrexmun July 2, 2012