doo doo window

when there is a bubble of “doo doo” in your ass

i just had the biggest doo doo window of my life!

by outlet eater 69 January 16, 2019

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.

I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.

by Charleec March 1, 2016

Windows ME

Shit

The big fat cat took a big Windows ME on the floor (it was also very smelly and windows MEy)

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021

Windows 10 Effect

When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.

Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

Windows 7

An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.

I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.

Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

Window

The thing birds crash into or little children jump through.

Repair Guy: so how’d this window break in the first place
Me: some kid thought that he could float right through it. Spoiler alert, he’s not magical

by King_J1123 April 18, 2021