whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.

E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!

by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017

Milk whale

When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.

"Damn, I just milk whaled her."

"Let's milk whale."

"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."

by takethistoyourcave July 14, 2016

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025

my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 14, 2010

Whales

A drug term used for scales

I want that on whales no unders

by JD Warrior March 8, 2020