Butt wet

arousal in the butt (usually by a man).

Tim: "OOAAHH why am I butt wet!?"
(As if he doesn't know)

by A Mo December 14, 2008

Wet Dream

A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.

Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."

by MrCat August 27, 2015

That's so wet

People say this when something is amazing... or when something awesome happens.

Jake: Dude did you see that drum solo..
Paul: yeah dude, That's so wet!

by paulieD H. May 17, 2012

wet laugh

a laugh that causes muscus and saliva that comes from the mouth or other places

Andrew: hahahahaha (foaming at the mouth)
David: Boy, that was a wet laugh

by andrew pan July 23, 2008

Wet Through

A term used by some people to show someone's lack of weight despite other people's views.

Person 1: "Hey Mike, have you seen how big Stewart is now. He must be on steroids or something!?".

Person 2: "Nah Richard, he must be only about 9 stone wet through".

by Gary Gritter February 6, 2013

Wet Leroy

Like a wet Willie. but instead of wetting ones finger with one's saliva and sticking it into anothers ear. You stick said finger into the anus of said person.

I gave Bobby a wet Leroy yesterday and I had corn under my nails after. My finger went in easy once the wind chimes on his ass got moist.

by Dirty Fluff January 22, 2010

keep it wet

Phrase often used to end a conversation with a female. Implies that she should calm down and loosen up. That dry-ass vagina of her's is probably making her ultra-bitchy. This phrase is popular in South Florida, not in Tampa.

After a long conversation with an overly bitchy chick.
Girl: "wah, wah, wah... my vagina hurts."
Me: "Whatever, I'll see you later, keep it wet."

by DirtyDezzy March 25, 2009