Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

tattie water

(n) semen, ejaculate

"Christ, I need to get rid of my tattie water... all over her face!"

by bigwillsy December 9, 2008

is water wet

Water is not wet kcasper is a fuck tard-crowley

Is water wet
Kcasper-water is wet
Me-no you dipshit

by Tommy Foolery November 28, 2017

PP water

The liquid from your pp almost like water

Boi your pp water is wet af

by Etf02 October 25, 2016

across the water

A phrase mostly used by people that stay in the 757 area in southeastern viginia. Across the water is used when a person is traveling via the tunnel or bridges to the southside or peninsula.

Boy: You tryna go to club?
Girl: Yea, how bout Mystique in the Beach
Boy: Hell naw! Thats across the water. Lets go to Vegas in the newz
Girl: Iight

by NubianQueen April 5, 2011

cum water

cum water is the pre-cum or semen, a sexual lubricant that secretes when the penis is aroused and supposedly doesn't contain many sperm.

don't worry baby, it's just a little cum water

by marla420 July 26, 2011

shotty water

the black water left after ripping many shottys. can be drunk for a dare or money

jonny drank the shotty water and got ming guts

by will February 25, 2004