When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
by T_Hark March 7, 2011
Get the Waffle House Needymug. A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022
Get the Waffle House Indexmug. When a girl doesn't wear underwear underneath her shorts/pants/skirts. (Girl version of Free balling)
Emily was untoasted waffling. Everyone could see that she wasn't wearing panties underneath her short shorts.
by Byro1 July 1, 2011
Get the Untoasted Wafflingmug. The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009
Get the Waffle Housingmug. When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
by Catobugg July 6, 2012
Get the Waffle Ironmug. A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
by wook421 April 22, 2011
Get the Waffle Debaclemug. When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock
by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015
Get the Waffle housingmug.