The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.
“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”
by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023
A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 03, 2022
The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009
When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock
by Therealdirtydan09 August 31, 2015
When a girl doesn't wear underwear underneath her shorts/pants/skirts. (Girl version of Free balling)
Emily was untoasted waffling. Everyone could see that she wasn't wearing panties underneath her short shorts.
by Byro1 June 30, 2011
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
by Honesteven March 22, 2012
When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
by Catobugg July 04, 2012