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rat turd

rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom
Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?
by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022
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plug turd

The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")
Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!
by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019
mugGet the plug turdmug.

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”
by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021
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Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
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Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.
Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.
by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018
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Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.
I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.
by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022
mugGet the Turd Blanketmug.

turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017
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