When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014
Get the streak a turdmug. by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
Get the Oil turdmug. by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013
Get the turd gurgglemug. A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
by FMaye November 27, 2022
Get the turd whirlermug. Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
by blackshitz October 3, 2012
Get the Turd Blackmug. A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
Get the Turd of preymug. We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022
Get the pterodactyl turdmug.