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streak a turd

When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?

He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014
mugGet the streak a turdmug.

Oil turd

Someone who thinks they deserve more than their worth
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
mugGet the Oil turdmug.

turd gurggle

The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.
"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."
by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013
mugGet the turd gurgglemug.

turd whirler

A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"
by FMaye November 27, 2022
mugGet the turd whirlermug.

Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.
Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
by blackshitz October 3, 2012
mugGet the Turd Blackmug.

Turd of prey

A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
mugGet the Turd of preymug.

pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race
We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022
mugGet the pterodactyl turdmug.

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