spanish tickler

a condom with a feather attached to the tip

I donned the spanish tickler and began to tickle my grandmother.

by masterblasteronadeadlytrajectoryfordisaster March 2, 2004

Twat Tickler

One who tickles her twat.
A form of masturbation.

"I would share a bed with Jennifer, but she is such a twat tickler."

by Jenn Diesel March 17, 2008

Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.

Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!

by Lucinda September 6, 2005

polish tickler

1. When a man has genital warts on his cock

I went to the doctor to see about these bumps on my one-eyed willy so I could get rid of them, and he said, "relax son, now you have a polish tickler for the ladies!"

by Johnnysoulpole September 16, 2005

golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets

what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?

by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010

Tucker Carlson

A so-called 'journalist' from FOX News who hates America.

See: Russian Asset

Tucker Carlson sucks rotten eggs imported straight from Russia.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos April 15, 2022

ticketyboo

A word Tom Graves uses to positively indicate an item has been checked off a list.

Tom Graves: Do you have a costume for the relay?
Me: Yes, I have a full-on, adult cow costume with udders and everything that I'll be running in.
Tom Graves: Well then you're all ticketyboo.
Me: What?

by Stevo90277 April 19, 2010