A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
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The lemon: earth is flat.
You: no
The lemon: ye it is the ground is flat.
You: it’s actually slightly curved.
The lemon: the images I see shows a flat circle. And lots of people disappear every year so they must have fallen off.
You: no, they would still be on earth and besides people have already circumnavigated the earth.
The lemon: but famous tiktokers said it is flat and they cannot be wrong.
You: bruh
The lemon:well you don’t know anything because you did not agree with me you immature kid, and I’m definitely older than you!
You: stop being such a lemon Xd lol.
The lemon: please ban this kid(with pretty eyes and UwUs).
You: no
The lemon: ye it is the ground is flat.
You: it’s actually slightly curved.
The lemon: the images I see shows a flat circle. And lots of people disappear every year so they must have fallen off.
You: no, they would still be on earth and besides people have already circumnavigated the earth.
The lemon: but famous tiktokers said it is flat and they cannot be wrong.
You: bruh
The lemon:well you don’t know anything because you did not agree with me you immature kid, and I’m definitely older than you!
You: stop being such a lemon Xd lol.
The lemon: please ban this kid(with pretty eyes and UwUs).
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More specifically, it is in reference to the similar taste of the vaginal fluids and lemon juice; and the similar appearance of a cut-up lemon and a vagina.
More specifically, it is in reference to the similar taste of the vaginal fluids and lemon juice; and the similar appearance of a cut-up lemon and a vagina.
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