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bexhill academy

it's a school where you will find yourself wondering what the fuck you are doing with your life while you waste away to the most boring forms of "education" known to man.

the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)

if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!

(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)
"Hey, what school do you go to?"

"bexhill academy!"

"poor thing."
by 16hotdaddy July 15, 2023
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Chiltern academy

a shit school where the teachers cant fucking teach, the food tastes liker dog shit on a stick and we are forced to come in 10 minutes earlier and get shouted out 100% would not recomened
chiltern academy is shit
by suck on balls August 14, 2023
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Chiltern academy

this school is the worst school in the galaxy, there teachers think that shouting is teaching and the food tastes like dog shit in a stick. And the worst thing about it is that we have to comer in earlier than usual and they wonder why the rate of late people goes up 100%wouldent recommended
chiltern academy is shit
by suck on balls August 14, 2023
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Lake Forest Academy

Lake Forest Academy(or LFA), a boarding school located in Lake Forest IL. Demographics contain: white people, white people, and white people!(Jk but srsly it's like mostly white people it's Lake Forest IL let's be fr).

A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.
Person 1: omg did that ref just call me person 2?? We don't even look alike... is the hockey team fr barking at us?? Is that his friend holding his lanyard like a leash?? Damn ig live laugh love the furry life my dude.

Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:
by Clinging On Rn :skull: August 22, 2023
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obridge academy

ghetto ass online school that scams you into giving them money
damn im surprised she goes to obridge academy with her broke ass
by thereal_og19378 August 31, 2023
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Zealot Academy

A magical academy full of paladins, crusaders. healers, and various clerics from a pantheon of gods, demigods, saints, Great Crusaders, Holy (or unholy, depending on the morality) Knights, Generals, etc.
Byleth is part of a zealot academy called Garrach Mach Monastary, which housed various saints, demigods, and nobles who either teach or learn various militaristic and religious practices.
by AlexanderThundersnow September 9, 2023
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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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