Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

Dan haider

Everyone's favourite Liverpool fan

Me : did you see how Liverpool list 5 away matches in a row ? Gotta feel bad for Dan haider

by GwakGwak March 19, 2021

Dan the fucktard

It's a guy named Dan who is paranoid of every one who is by him he thinks that every one is out to dis him or take some thing from him. A guy who will go out of his way to do another wrong because in his mind you did some thing to him but you don't know it . Happens others because of his own twisted thoughts like"hey he looked at me like I was stupid" and Dan will sell revenge upon you for it.

Your neighbor Dan the fucktard flattened my tire because he said I slammed my door hard so he would be disturbed and make him mad on purpose. What a fucktard

by Maedforyou August 9, 2023

Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily

She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again

by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022

dan.

a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.

DANG THAT GUYS LIKE DAN.

by bowlcupsacsack July 25, 2023

Dan Rodz

Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual

He hates Asians

Dan may or may not gag on his chicken

fkin OOOOOOOOOWW, Dan rodz! U chici bastad.

by Sukyamoda November 15, 2020

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019