Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

Tag

Usually when you invite a girl over for the first time and you “tag” her in the ass

Oh it was so great when he tagged me in the ass

by Tiny4kTeen November 28, 2019

Toe tagged

To be deceased/dead. Bodies in the morgue have toe tags on them to identify them so, the only way to earn your toe tag is to die be killed, murderer etc

Tyrone Toe Tagged His girlfriend preference Becky.

by ShaneatA April 26, 2022

Cool tag

Marking something someone is doing, plans to do, or has done as excellent, neat, impressive, or exciting. Can be applied to people, events, fortune, and inanimate objects.

David: “I’ve been practicing and have come a long way! I’m not great yet, but I’m working really hard.”

Rory: “Good for you, man! Cool tag!”

AND

David: “Look, homie. The donuts are on sale.”
Rory: “Cool tag. Let’s buy three dozen.”

by updice September 9, 2020

Tagging

A way of representing in a visiblr way your nickname by drawing or writting it on every pubic surface. For some people this might be their favourite hobby or passion but others say it's a way of vandalism.

Sovl is the best at tagging in my city. That dude is cool af.

by pedropachecopiss November 23, 2021

wall tag

when you write on some ones facebook wall and they reply while your still on facebook so you reply back and forth until there is nothing left to say

i couldnt get off facebook last night i kept getting wall taged

by Mr.Ham May 5, 2010

Crud Tag

A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.

Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!

by WyldOzzy August 9, 2018