Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.

They went to go carve some turkeys.

by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013

White headed turkey

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.

Julian is a white headed turkey yo.

by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019

turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Tiny Turkey Jerky

The child birthed from basting the turkey

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey

by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

by Streetterm April 19, 2019

operation turkey swap

During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.

Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!

by kh-dev June 6, 2019