by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

by MUZ May 22, 2021

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022

by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017
