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Cheese touch

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022
mugGet the Cheese touchmug.

touch of the tuite

Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite
by MUZ May 22, 2021
mugGet the touch of the tuitemug.

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
mugGet the Touch grassmug.

Touch the corn

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.
by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019
mugGet the Touch the cornmug.

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
mugGet the Touch your Cousin Daymug.

touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017
mugGet the touching davenortemug.

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