Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.

1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

nut drip

wen u wear long johns den all the sweat from ya shaft 2 ya gooch meets together @ ya macaroons

man I got sum serious nut drip my guy

by rrudago December 7, 2016

Nut Gut

The unsettling feeling in your stomach after swallowing a load of semen.

Bro, I let my girl stay at her ex's last night and she's been puking all day. I think she has Nut Gut.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 13, 2021

Pine nut

Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way

“Proper pine nut that!”

“Hey, seen my new bike?”
“Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”

by Tuudidoo May 1, 2023

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

perpetual nut

1. When you nut but it never stops.

2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.

"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."

by Vex977 May 28, 2019

Tug a nut

When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.

" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"

by MinuteRiceMan March 29, 2017