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joke

person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life
by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018
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Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017
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joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
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Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA
by Banjo84 June 3, 2016
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joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis
my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital
by joked123 January 25, 2025
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Joke

bruh joke
by Fucker\ September 8, 2020
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Inside joke

Kevin: What's so funny guys?

Carl: It's an inside joke you won't get it.
by FreshNick May 17, 2020
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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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