Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017

Kevin Pritchard

When a person should be prioritizing the interests of capital, but continually chooses to prioritize the interests of labor, against the best interests of their employer.

The middle manager can't help but Kevin Pritchard during raise discussions with their team.

by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022

kevin cissy

A man pretending to be manly, but when it comes down to it, he's sissy filth. He will do anything for exposure, including eating shit online. The most pathetic type of man alive, an embarassment to mankind.

That guy in Louisville, KY was a real Kevin cissy.

by G0dd355K January 7, 2018

Kevin Delgado

The best person with the biggest dick

Ohh he has a big bulge he must be a kevin delgado

by Jxejcebf5jn April 29, 2019

Kevin saitta

a man like fadnams who loves kids but this man loves them to much. kevin also touched me in a classroom once and i haven't been the same since.

no kevin saitta stop that hurts but it feels so good and its sooooo big and juicy

by bowisbonson November 22, 2019

Kevin sucks

People named Kevin sucks in general, they also fancy dicks in all shapes and sizes

My homie Kevin sucks so bad

by MrGigz February 4, 2022

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021