Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

Grabbin the pussy

Going in between girls legs (clothed in leggings or some) and touching the vagina

"i was grabbin the pussy"

by Mosydon November 4, 2016

for the pain

Something to make you feel better

Friday for the pain, A shot of rum for the pain, Weekend in Vegas for the pain

by chalerii May 14, 2016

flickering the pea

The act of masturbation (female)

My gurl was so horney she face time me flickering the pea and we both came together

by Team US Bank DTLA June 6, 2016

Fuck the popo let the smoke go

When you are hotboxing a vechicle and roll down the window to let the smoke go but your friends are paranoid of the cops seeing smoke you would say "fuck the popo let the smoke go" as in saying you don't care the cops will see the marijuana smoke.

Miguel: Elici roll up the window the cops are gonna pull us over and see the weed
Elici: no "fuck the popo let the smoke go"

Quote made by Elici Silva

by Elici Blue April 12, 2017

break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017