Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1

The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space

by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

za machine

A person that most likely has the name of Emmett, Josh, or Nick and is as random as it gets. They are weird and like to make the light skin face. They are very fun not because of there jokes but because of there stupidity

“You it emmet the za machine,”
“He is so fucking stupid”

by Blackniggaberry April 14, 2023

Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

georoge washing machine

A Roblox noob said these onces

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine

by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020

Machine it up

is a saying that can be used for jobs or actions done by someone in a great way that has shown them at there best.

"so i didnt machine it up scoring from 25 yards from goal."

by BASH a.k.a Sam louth November 5, 2006