A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Get the Short Story Schlongmug. sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)
he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. by Flappy Ramsey November 30, 2021
Get the zal storymug. A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
Get the Ben Storymug. Guy1:hey have you seen this video "roblox story but the main character has a brain"?
Guy2:nah,i'm too lazy playing minecraft
Guy2:nah,i'm too lazy playing minecraft
by Some guy you never know about October 3, 2023
Get the roblox story but the main character has a brainmug. we both know good and well you aren't here for a definition...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3
pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
sex story pt 1!
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.
i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.
i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. by Nick Handel October 17, 2019
Get the Story carriermug.