Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

dame skippy

Something all black women say that means dame right

Girl 1-is that auntie mama

Auntie Mama-dame skippy!!

by I’m🔛🔝 December 22, 2023

Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023

Hop Skippity

A favorite drink of farmers in Paramus, NJ. Especially Melissa and her nerd friends
It was made by combining:
-Multiple packets of lemonade, enough for 5 gals

-One handle of shit Vodka
-One case of beer
Combine into a large plastic bucket
Take your solo cup and hand dip.
The more backwash that you can into it during that process, the "better" it tastes.

Melissa and Doreen couldn't wait to get the party started as they prepared the Hop Skippity for the house party.

by rickyroeman January 5, 2024

ghost-shopping

when and individual scrolls through an online shop, but doesn’t buy anything…just saves

“hey wyd”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”

by Ghostshoppingisreal June 21, 2024

Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024