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Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors
Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better
by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022
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Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "
by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021
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Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.
Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!
by MissyMcD July 12, 2020
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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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Queef

by NotchieBoy July 1, 2021
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Queef

A trash Player Or “bot
by SUPERJIZZBAKA May 30, 2021
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Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.
« She did a fat communist queef »
by KnightPug July 17, 2019
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