Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Up Test

If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.
John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.
by Ballzack05 April 11, 2020
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Post-Gothic Christianity

post-gothic christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering black christian traditions in north america, philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
man, you would be better off listening to post-gothic christianity stuff if you're trying to question your christian background.
by CoaltownBrown November 05, 2021
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Post Pandemic Clarity

When the news tells you the pandemic is over and states start to remove all mandates and restrictions and you realize that the crazy guy on the corner telling you about vaccine passports, mandates, and boosters 6 months before they actually happened, was right the whole time.

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Johnny Boy: Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you. I had Post Pandemic Clarity after reading the CDC is relaxing mask mandates across the board and states and companies are starting to drop COVID restrictions. It turns out you were right about most of what went down during the pandemic.

Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
by ShreddShredderton March 02, 2022
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post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 09, 2013
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Post-modern Classics

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
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