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racist black person

A black person who doesn't think mostly white people should not live. The white people cannot try to befriend them because the black people won't think it would look good to have a white person around them. The white people just let it go when the blacks call them racial names and cracker mosst of the time, because the white people know they are meaningless since most black people will say that to each and every white person. But when a white person says nigger to a black person they become all angry as if cracker is ok to say to a white person but nigger isn't ok to say to a black person since whites have a history of being racist towards blacks. But they don't know that since they're so stupid and they just watch tv and figured it out, unbelievable! they figured something out! But when black people go around calling other black people nigger, it doesn't madder. It's cool to them. how stupid can you get? Imagine if white people went around calling each other cracker, that would be ridiculous. If a teacher or professor heard a black person call a white person cracker, they wouldn't care, but if a white person called a black person nigger, you would be like arrested. It seems like it's against the law or something. Well, the blacks make it seem like it is.
Dovany: Yo shut teh fuck up cracka.

Kevin: What? I didn't even say anything about you. Man, you are such a racist black person.
by bloodysox August 14, 2006
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Personal Electronic Thingy

Personal Electronic Thingy (PET) is a small computerized gadget like a PDA or palmtop computer, etc. Used for games, keeping track of appointments, or hacking into mainframes-(well only if its a zaurus) also known as a "Happy Electronic Prosthetic". Newer models of these things sometimes have cellular capability so you can chat with friends on the go.
Man, I just ordered a new Personal Electronic Thingy from Amazon and I cant wait! Im going to install Linux on it so I can totally airsnort the shit outa starbucks! Warwalking RULES!
by JonnyPhenomenon November 2, 2005
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Projected Personal Paradox

For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).
A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.

A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.

A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
by WOOTr February 16, 2010
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Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
by Extracting December 1, 2013
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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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First Person Shooter

Dude, I found the perfect girl; she's totally into first person shooters.
by RicardoXXVI July 7, 2017
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Type C Personality

A Type C personality is characterized by an attention to detail and a desire to promote the most logical, efficacious way to achieve a goal with relatively less risk taking and more compromise than a Type A personality.

Often imagined as emotionally repressed and at the extreme, hypochondriacal, they can make dependable professionals in technical roles without the tendency to be distracted by passions as one might imagine with a type B personality.

The main negative with having one as a friend is they are predictable, routine prone and not spontaneous.
Daria Morgandorfer can be seen as a prime example of a Type C personality.
by ApricotFields July 29, 2019
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