Hood

Were you get jumped on a daily.

Hood nibba: That’s on ma moma

by XoxoTitiGod November 7, 2019

early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy October 31, 2022

Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.

Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"

by yamageke July 7, 2011

hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet July 28, 2016

hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .

Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 3, 2021

hood hotdogs

Some nasty dirty burnt hotdogs that you can only get in the hood or any ghetto place for that matter. If you eat them you might get food poisoning.

Costumer: Can I get some hotdogs.
Server: Sure we all ready have some made here you go .
Costumer to Friend: Ew this is a hood hotdogs.

by Harry (The Original) July 12, 2011

Hood Rat

Ever driving in your car and some jerk off flys by you and nearly hits you in a beat up old piece of shit Beamer with the bumper hanging off. You, kind sir have in fact encountered a hood rat.

Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.

Tony- “Holy fuck man, he almost took my mirror off!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”

by EricSparks November 6, 2025