December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
by Noahthemyth December 12, 2021
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National Derek Day

To celebrate Derek's arrival on planet Earth
Happy National Derek Day to My caucasian niggers
by No Clout Papa April 19, 2019
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national snitch day

September 25th. Or, as the Department of Homeland Security calls it, National “If You See Something, Say Something” Awareness Day.
National snitch day is coming up, better be careful with the loud this Friday.

Tekashi 6ix 9ine is going to have a field day on National Snitch day this year.
by No cuts no butts October 19, 2019
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National Pomf Day

A day where all the pomfs (for people who don't know, just very fluffy furries or fluffy in general) get together and celebrate being a pomf and spread the happiness to others around them. This day begins on April 21st
Pomf 1: "oh hey it's national pomf day!"
Pomf 2: "heck yeah! Let's celebrate by cheering up all of our friends!"
Pomf 1 and pomf 2 then proceed to spread the joy to their friends who need some joy in these trying tomes
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National Retard Day

On April 16 it a day where Aaron Vega Won’t stop being a Retard
You:Aaron is being a retard again
Your Homie: it’s National Retard Day

You: oh your right
by Aaron is a retard April 16, 2020
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anti-national rape day

A day that you CANNOT absolutley CANNOT r@pe.
Did you know its national rape day?
Me: Shut Up. Its anti-national rape day.
by lolYTMsClawzeHere June 11, 2021
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Happy National Fuck Day

National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
by Imabitchypsyco April 12, 2019
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