Nerd Dogged

When a nerd rager makes an attempt to insult, slander or upset someone with horrible comebacks.

Nerd Dogger: (yelling at player A) dude, that was so gay it makes your family gay."

Player B: (sarcasm)WHOA! player A, you just got nerd dogged...lol

Player A: Ouch....am I suppose to cry now?

by DirtyMooseTaint January 4, 2012

Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!

by theoneandonlykevar March 16, 2016

Nerd Meister

a person who is so smart and so nerdy they actually tutor another smart nerdy person

"Wow that guy is such a Nerd Meister, hes tutoring that girl, shes already a genius"

by shmilton November 30, 2009

computer nerd

The people who live on programs such as XBConnect, that have nothing in real life, so they turn to video games. Usually call themselves 1337, and use words like n00b, noob, and pwn. And is often heard saying the phrase, all your base are belong to us. They range from ages 12-50, and in any which case, still lives w/ his mother, and is using his mother's credit card to pay for his Xbox Live subscription, and the internet service he uses. They talk with lisps, so watch out, you may need a raincoat and/or an umbrella when conversating with a computer nerd. These people can be found in a number of places, like Halo(PC), CS (PC), and on other games such as Alien vs. Predator.

You know those famous Halo "clans" that are unstoppable in the tournaments? Yeah, well in the real world, they are peices of shits that got beat up all through highschool.

by Infinyte September 9, 2004

nerd slut

a hot/popular girl in your group or school who dates geekier or less popular guys to feed her mental- unstableness.

"see that hot chick over there?", "shes a nerd slut man, dont touch that",

by prestige jack May 1, 2010

Nerd Gardener

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A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.

Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."

That Nerd Gardener is not doing a good job!

He is a Nerd Gardener! Let's get his autograph!

by Ashur January 27, 2004

Anime Nerd

A person who spends a nice amount of their time reading/drawing manga and watching anime or similar Japaneese cartoons. They can sometimes be fun in small doses, but after a while it can be hard to tollerate constant Japaneese references that you don't get... at all. They usually hang around other anime nerds, goths, or anyone who can be labled "different". They often have a small sense of reality, and pretend to not care about other people's opinions about them. They also seems to always be happy, but mosty because ignorence is bliss. Get to know an anime nerd, and they won't stop complaining.
I know from experience, because I dated an anime nerd for 5 months. They are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to date, unless you yourself are one. They tag you in hundreds of manga pictures on Facebook, and make everything far more dramatic than it actually is in order to make reality like anime, which doesn't work. They can also be very immature.

Guy: "Hey you wanna go out?"
Girl: "Sure! ^^"
Guy: "Cool, I think you're really pretty."
Girl: "Awwww, thats soo kawaiiiiii!!"
Guy: "Oh... shit."

An example of finding out that girl is an Anime Nerd.

by uh...hi November 3, 2011