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March 14th

Sorry about this calendar. March 14th, that doesnt seem right, it should say THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!
by SidneyPlankton August 4, 2018
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mercy

the hottest girl in the whole world. she usually has long dark sexy hair and gorgeous big eyes. she will most likely have a hot body. her booty is pretty fine too. Mercy is the girl every guy wants to bang.
Dude! did you see mercy today? She looked sexier than usual! I think i just got a boner!
by hockeyandbaseball December 1, 2011
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Mustache March

The cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, Mustache March is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. The Standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the French Mustache and The Handlebar Mustache are also very nice to see in Mustache March.
Chuck: "Man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood... i hate mustache march"
by guppietoe December 23, 2009
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The Fag March

What some homophobes call, "The Gay Pride Parade", which occurs in many major U.S. cities in June every year {in Seattle WA. it is the last Sunday in June}.
{Homophobe #1): Hey, let's go blow up the Port-O-Lets at The Fag March before that stupid parade begins!
{Homophobe #2}: Great idea! I'll run home and get some M-80s!
by Telephony June 28, 2014
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mergh

1. A word used to describe an emotive state in a very simple way.

This word means multiple things, depending on which context the word is used.
"How are you today?"
"Mergh."
by Zyrra April 28, 2006
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Mercy Jump

A sexual encounter in which one individual is clearly "taking one for the team" to elevate his friends chance of getting laid. Or A sexual encounter derived purely from sympathy.
Jodi is a 40 year old woman who has 3 kids and works all the time she needs a mercy jump.

I know she's a little chubby, but can you give my girlfriend's sister a mercy jump.
by Rob Williams13 January 13, 2008
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Mercy grind

When a gentlemen offers to dry hump a girl's ass on the dancefloor when no one else is willing to. An act of true selflessness, primarily aimed at raising said girl's self-esteem.
I felt sorry for that girl last night, shaking that ass all night without a dick to park it on. So I gave her a mercy grind.
by Baby benz secretary July 4, 2009
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