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Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume
Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me
by Tilehurst1986 June 2, 2017
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pooing a log

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."
by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023
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Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.
by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025
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johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"
by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017
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Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required
Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam
by Clean log November 17, 2017
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Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.
Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.
by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023
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swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013
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