A Joseph Michalopoulos(JM) is a man with exquisite tastes. JM's only dine at the fanciest restaurants and at the same time they have the most disgusting bowel movements.
Tyrese: Damn you see that Joseph Michalopoulos man right there?
Porky: The guy eating the gold-covered tomahawk steak?
Tyrese: Yeah he's got style and good tastes.
Porky: I guess, but he just JM blew up the bathroom.
Porky: The guy eating the gold-covered tomahawk steak?
Tyrese: Yeah he's got style and good tastes.
Porky: I guess, but he just JM blew up the bathroom.
by Emo Punk Bi Girl <3 May 28, 2021
A Hindi sex god who is an animal where ever he goes. Usually he will make up things to feel good about himself and will go bizarre if he sees a hot chick.
by Noicher March 13, 2018
Joseph Mullen also known as Jose is a sex bomb. Sex on legs. I would give my soul to be with Jose as he is the hottest man on earth.
by secretadmirerily March 24, 2021
Joseph Thomas Harte- a kind hearted person who always puts others first. Shy at first but once they get to know you they will protect you as long as you do then right. Large shlong.
by Yourmomisbomb January 25, 2022
You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
by The Writer of Urban Dictionary March 23, 2022