11th january

people born on this day have shit curtains and are closeted homosexuals with small dicks. also known as national small dick day

did you hear alasdair just came out as gay?
yeah it was inevitable. he is born on the 11th january

by gladweenus November 6, 2019

January 6

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Dude. Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

by anarkin October 23, 2019

January 4th

January 4th is national send nudes day, on this day you can send nudes to whoever your comfortable with such as friends, your ex, your crush as long as they are okay with it.

Friend 1: Bro I gotta send you nudes

Friend. 2: why!!
Friend 1: it’s January 4th

Friend 2: oh okay

by JordanPoolesSon January 1, 2022

January 10

January 10 is National Ask Your Crush Out Day. You HAVE to do it!! The chances of them saying yes are 69% higher today!

Thomas: Will you go out with me?
Ella: Oop. Looks like it's January 10 so I have to say yes.
Thomas: Yesssssssssssssssssss!

by RatatouilleCoochieSmell January 8, 2020

January 20

National anime day.Any person could watch any anime for as long as they want. Cosplay also a part of anime day.

Sasuke: what do you want to watch

Naruto: it’s January 20 we are going to watch anime today You better believe it.

by Sumahawar January 20, 2021

January 6th

A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."

"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"

by Cassie2003 December 26, 2022

January 3rd

National slap your teachers ass day

January 3rd national slap your teachers ass day
*Slaps teachers ass*
-Go to detention now. -Teacher
-Its national slap your teachers ass day -You
-Oh.. okay then -Teacher

by notkoa June 12, 2022