January 16th 

On January 16th is the day where Viola can talk about Hisoka all she wants and is the day where her friends can't judge how dirty she is ;) Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum⭐️💧 🤤 Also on January 16th is the day where you hate on MACHI FROM HUNTER X HUNTER WHORE🤬

On January 16th is the day where we all throw Machi in the dumpster👏

January 16th by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020

january 19, 2021 

January 19, 2021:
Donald trumps last day as the 45th president of the united states

Boi#1: ayoooooooo it january 19, 2021 no more trump

Boi#2: ikr but aye...guess what.....
Boi#1: what...?
Boi#2: F**K donald trump:/

january 19, 2021 by yourmomistheimposter102 January 20, 2021

January 24 

Be careful with your toes on this awful day. You might think this is a joke but NO! This is a warning!!! There is a chance you will stub your toe, you may graze your toe, you will cut your toe nails too short and bleed. Take the proper precautions.

Beware of January 24, have your band-aids and ice prepared.

January 24 by drunk pig January 24, 2021

January 7th 

People born on this day are a bitch.

“Hey man your a bitch”

“I’m born on January 7th what did you expect”

January 7th by Hiyah6969 May 25, 2021

January 16

National have a three some with your grandparents day

January 16 is a day to have it with your grandparents

January 16 by Jsjsbdhsksmskjsksk December 17, 2021

January 22 

A day where dumb boys are created. If you where born on this day you will have no friends and if you’re name begins with a W you also suck

Will: hey it’s my birthday ( January 22 )

Friend: you’re not my friend any more!
Will: why? :(
Friend: because it’s you’re b-day today.
Will: oh :(

January 22 by Not_your_older_brother January 7, 2021

January 26 

january 26 is the worst day you could have your bday on. If your birthday is on january 26 you should probably change that

Ew her birthday is january 26

January 26 by Caroline4444 October 28, 2019