peanut butter and jelly

n.- The act of a man having anal sex with a woman until she bleeds, then wiping peanutbutter on the but before continuing the sexual act.

I gave my girlfriend a peanutbutter and jelly last night.

by Brendan aka Benj June 5, 2004

peanut butter and jelly

While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.

Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.

by Masterofpuppetz May 13, 2005

Latvian Jelly

When someone makes liquid jelly and pours it over someone else's bum cheeks as part of sex and tries to eat it after its set

- Want to try some Latvian Jelly later?
- Not really but I'll make some if you want

by gazJ08 July 19, 2009

Navel Jelly

The gelatinous substance that accumulates within the navel cavity after extended periods of hygiene neglect. Some have found said substance useful for removing rusted spots on oxidized surfaces.

Hey, do you have any Navel Jelly? I'm getting a bit rusty.

by Andy Sejokinli June 17, 2011

peanut butter and jelly

Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.

Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!

by thegrandeton May 2, 2014

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

To have a Peanut Buter Jelly Time is to share a tasteful and wonderful experience with your lover. To have a Peanut Butter Jelly Time, do the folling; 1) Pick weather you want to by peanut butter or jelly. 2) Take the item that you chose to be, and spread it on your whole body, and have your lover do the same with their item (or spread them on each other). Very sexy! 3) Have sex in a position that involves you to face your lover(example: 69). This will give the effect of it to look like a peanut butter sandwich. 4) Have fun! Lick off yourself or your lover, if desired. It can be very sticky, so enjoy!

"Oh ya, baby, I love what you are doing, but can we please have a Peanut Butter jelly Time?"

"Last night I was with my man, and we had an exultant Peanut Butter Jelly Time! And, this time, I was the peanut butter! Yum."

by luv-u-2-luv-me May 13, 2009

barbwire jelly braceletes

some1 whos wearing these braceletes will have to do something for their neighbor or friend of whatever (note these braceletes are just a item of clothing and don't really mean anything unless you want them to)

Black: Express your feelings to teh one you love

pink: do something nice for a friend neighbor or co-worker

by guitar-princess March 22, 2005