ill take that into consideration

Basically, they don't give a rats ass about your situation or anything you just said. You're basically done for.

Teacher: "I understand you're a new student here and did not take this class up till now, when grading your exam ill take that into consideration."
Translation: "Your C+ you're about to get on this exam ain't getting curved bitch"

by Therealopinionator June 18, 2022

hucking dough into the shoot

Fucking while soft

Ex. “She was so ugly, I was simply just hucking dough into the shoot”

He couldn’t get it up, he was just hucking dough into the shoot

by Hamborger June 20, 2022

dicked down into the earth

Fully annihilated in any context wherever used.

The Sunblade Arch Mage must be dicked down into the earth or the priests will heal him to full health.

by WoWAddict7 June 28, 2022

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022

I’ll Look Into it

What you say when you want someone to think you’ll do something, but you actually won’t.

Kathy: Can you please stop harassing my geese??
Me: I’ll look into it.

by Slopchop September 5, 2022

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023