(Internet-connected) Computer 

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

(Internet-connected) Computer by solvictus November 30, 2009

rule 86 of the internet 

"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.

Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..

rule 86 of the internet by Urdadlesbianuwu February 20, 2023

internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.

I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>

internets by Batrachus August 24, 2011

Internet 

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

Internet by k0b13r December 14, 2008

Internet 

will make you very fat

Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.

Internet by Bob Dole 123 April 23, 2007

internet 

the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.

the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.

internet by l33v March 1, 2008

Internet Anonymous 

defines a person that no matter how hard you search on the internet you cannot find them. Google, yahoo people search, facebook, myspace, nothing. It is as if on the Internet they do not exist.

Today I found my old college buddy Steve he just popped up on facebook out of the blue. He was Internet Anonymous.

Internet Anonymous by John of Cleveland June 9, 2009