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wood-Word

a statement that is completely untrue, AKA bullshit, often to impress others, despite when others are obviously aware of its blaring inaccuracy
"then he told me that he talked to the President yesterday. That is such a wood-word.
by wham-O March 1, 2004
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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan is a young, beautiful and talented actress who somehow managed to get a large army of haters. This is most likely because of her relashionship with Marilyn Manson, and the fact that she was chosen over Ugly Von Teese in the Manson household.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.
Those Evan Rachel Wood haters are fuckin' retarded.
by xDroppin'Ax June 10, 2008
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Tiger Woods Fingers

When you are rubbing the front of the pussy very fast as if you were putting spin on the ball while playing Tiger Woods 2009 Video Game...
"I gave her the Tiger Woods fingers, and that made her instantly want to fuck me"
by Kyle Rosch March 31, 2009
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Coming out of the woods

When you admit to yourself and the public, that you are a bear (large hairy homosexual male)
'Whoah, tyler is finally coming out of the woods everyone!"
by NotABear December 14, 2010
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hall ith wood

Thee richest area of Bolton - people who live there are the likes of Sam Clancy, Liam Tiernay, Christian, Vaughan and Mongy Dale. ALSO STE DAVIS AND STE EDDIE !!
by Ste D October 13, 2009
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keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent
Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”
by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020
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chris wood sexual

Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood
Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!
by Kai Parker :) December 30, 2020
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