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I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo
by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
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Leering Homo

A homosexual man who looks or behaves in a way that shows sexual interest in a heterosexual male, especially when this is not wanted
A leering homo gazed deeply into the straight mans eyes without consent as he worked out at the gym. The leering homo had penetrated the straight man's personal space with his eyes and erect penis.
by Glass Table Owners Group August 4, 2024
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uber fag/homo

It means to be more gay than gay, like you are EXTREMELY gay
Your an uber Fag/Homo

Chifuyu was a uber homo/fag for baji and kazutora
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National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.
Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*
by Charles Martines October 26, 2022
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Homo

Anyone named Tyson, Tyler, Jackson, Nick, Michael, Jason, Jacob, Alex, Mozart or Mathew
Ex: Dude Mathew is the biggest homo ever ngl
by Benicia April 2, 2020
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homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
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homo screenus

a new species of human, characterized by constant and extensive screen time, evolved rapidly in 21st century
Ironic thst I have to use a screen to define homo screenus
by Jdubs281 January 14, 2023
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