French Exit

When you cum in your partners mouth and they french kiss it back

Wife: Cum in my mouth
Me: Ok French exit it back to me

by ShrimpDick69 December 28, 2017

french bread pizza

A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.

Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.

Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!

by NotAustinISwear July 8, 2010

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010

French Tug-Boat

When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass

"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"

by nigga bitch fo life November 1, 2008

excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003

French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.

Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.

by t. sofia January 12, 2009

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003