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fight with a gorilla

Fighting with a gorilla is what you can say when you are having an internal conflict and/or are dealing with something you wish to keep secret from others in the conversation.
"Paula's really been fighting with the gorilla lately! Have you heard about the big break up? Tough situation all around."
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"Y'know I would go out tonight but I've just been having a fight with a gorilla all day today. Maybe I'll talk to you about it later. Go have fun without me."
by thedictionaryone12 April 2, 2024
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The Fight

Not a physical struggle, but direct and intense focus and maximized effort to achieve a desired outcome or end state good or bad.
Reversing climate change is the fight of our lives. The fight to solve world hunger is on-going.
by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 14, 2021
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Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity
Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
by pringlenads March 18, 2021
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fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences
Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month
by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023
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shirt fight

A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)

Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"

Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."

Person 1: "A shirt fight?"

Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013
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Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.
Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight
by McButterMilkBiscuit August 25, 2018
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