Fart under a giraffes ass 

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

Fart under a giraffes ass by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

Fart Freckles 

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.

I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.

Fart Freckles by Odd_James November 7, 2019

Fart kick 

When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!

Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!

Fart kick by Wrongway bandit December 3, 2019

Fart Smoker 

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.

Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker

Fart Smoker by Gamache2 April 13, 2020

Fart Router 

WiFi router that runs on farts.

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”

Fart Router by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020

Fart-in-your-mailbox 

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.

“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”

Fart-in-your-mailbox by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020

Fart smeller

An anti- compliment taking the first letters of the words smart feller and switching them with eachother.

"Your my favorite fart smeller"

Fart smeller by moneytrees98 September 8, 2020