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Facebook Buddy

A Facebook buddy is someone whom you've added as a friend on the website Facebook and when in conversation, one will say that he or she is a friend; when in actuality, you would never trust them to open a can of beans. In addition, a Facebook buddy is someone who you would never invite to your house, and is constantly forced to make small talk with.
So Dave, you've been making friends in the company?

Yeah......sort of.

Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.

Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.
by Kyle Reed from the North March 5, 2009
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Facebook reconnaissance

The use of social networking websites like Facebook and Myspace to glean personal information about someone before passing judgement on them.
1) "That guy started bitching at me the other day about my girlfriend... I think he was doing some Facebook reconnaissance."

2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"
by Ian Keith December 20, 2008
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facebook concern

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.
I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject
by BigRich81 January 30, 2014
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Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"
by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014
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Facebook-ADD

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
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facebook name

The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.

The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'

Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'

Person 1: 'Oh...'

Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'

Person 1: 'Yep...'
by muddafracker July 6, 2011
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Facebook War

The partaking or observing a heated cyber argument on someone's facebook wall. Usually results in one of the parties involved getting their ass beat at a party by the other people involved.
Katelynne shouldnt have started shit over facebook, thats why she got her ass beat by Krista. Thats a FaceBook War.
by T_G_Nukkah January 25, 2010
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