Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)

I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.

Fake One For The Team by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

Fake-Out-Make-Out 

1. Noun; The act of pretending to make out with someone, or another sexual act.

"Your girlfriend got a good sense of humor?"
"Yeah."
"We just fake-out-make-out

Fake-Out-Make-Out by TheCoolKiwiBird September 8, 2016

FadedHomie 

That one friend who is somehow always faded, elevated, stoned, or high. Usually doesn't know how faded they are expect when asked life questions and they forget what they were talking about in the first place. A true down to earth person. The original before vintage was cool.

Rich homie and FadedHomie are the people that get you through those rough days.

FadedHomie by Bromiser_ScottCarr November 9, 2016

Fake 

Something or someone who isn't real.

"emani is so fake to me"

Fake by Mikayla amazing November 19, 2016

fake net 

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.

Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate

fake net by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017

fake 

95% of Nicki Minaj

Dude that Nicki Minaj girl is so fake!

fake by Buckaroony April 2, 2017

Fake Chill 

used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)

Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.

Fake Chill by ginganinja11 June 8, 2017