Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears

stop being an Evan smh

by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022

Evan Zarbo

A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade

Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is

by CryoDead October 8, 2019

Evan

The best person in the world better than Mir :)

Evan is better than Mir

by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021

Evan Greenlee

The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.

I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.

by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021

Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you

Evan is the best

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Evan

Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute

Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute

by Cats rules March 11, 2019

Evan(redefined)

Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw

Evan(redefined) is a mega munch

by evanisamouse February 11, 2023