The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug. by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018
Get the Evan Colemanmug. by CryoDead October 8, 2019
Get the Evan Zarbomug. Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .
by That background girl September 17, 2018
Get the Evanmug. a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time
by lol_____ December 23, 2021
Get the Evan Pomfretmug. Evan is better than Mir
by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020
Get the Evan McDonnellmug.