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eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
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eat dirt 

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

Eat a furry day 

December 7 is the day you eat a furry, there I nothing better to do on this day then much on a nice charred furry.
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Eat a furry day by Thedaymaker42 November 27, 2023

Eat Bulaga 

Eat Bulaga is a Filipino Children's game derived from Peekaboo! It is generic. It existed before 1979. Not to be confused with a TV show.
Eat Bulaga! is a generic game derived from Peekaboo!
Eat Bulaga by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023

Eat Bulaga! 

From IT BULAGA! Pag si Ericka kase nag sasalita at nag te text pag nag lecture akala mo parang lahat tayo pupunta sa impyerno at siya lang pupunta sa langit. Wala namang ipakita. Buti pa ako may ituturong sampung condo sa NHA. Siya ano ipapakita niya sa madlang people para ka pani paniwala mga lecture niya. Ikaw Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos UP Diliman ka, si Carla may successful businesses si Jeff aba dating ICON ng Events Place sa Lagro....aberr siya ano? Manager ng 7-11? Saan ang na i pundar niya para maniniwala tayo sa kanya averr! (?)
Eat Bulaga! by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023
a southern way of saying someone has (multiple) std’s
“I wanna take Maryanne out man!”
“You don’t wanna do that, she’s eat up”
eat up by Dolly Patrón December 26, 2023