emily witham

emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.

you are being such an emily witham right now ✋

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Emily-Jean

Emily-Jean also goes as Emily. She is a total bitch. Never get into a relationship with her, you WILL regret it. She will cheat and when she is done with you, she’ll drop you like a hot potato! Then she will try and get you back. Trust me, just STAY AWAY FROM ANY EMILY-JEANS! Mmm k...

Person A- Did you see Emily-Jean today?
Person B- Yeah! She’s such a slutty bitch
Person A- I know right!

by ThatRandomRavenclaw2007 June 15, 2019

emily ramirez

some dumb bitch

I can't believe I made a bad decision like Emily Ramirez.

by raddy daddy April 17, 2020

Emily wilson

A person without a dad.

Emily wilson has no dad.

by Gmanjelly December 23, 2022

Emily Tingle

The pleasant, if sometimes disarming, sensation that two people who know Emily but don't know each other feel when their eyes meet in a public place.

Although they had never met, A and B felt a palpable surge of electricity pass between them when their eyes met as they tried to attract the bartender's attention. It was only months later they found out they both knew Emily and that it was the Emily Tingle that had brought them together.

by redgirrl April 2, 2011

Bobby and Emily

Emily and Bobby are the couple you want to be. They have loads of inside jokes and feed each other food like Troy and Gabriella from high school musical. They always smile and laugh. They are both immensely attractive, sometimes their relationship ends in marriage. It’s ment to be!

OMG I wish my boyfriend behaved like Bobby does with Emily.

Bobby and Emily are the power couple of our school.

by Couplemaker214 May 5, 2018

emily beresford

Hey, check on her. I know if your typing this then you are thinking about her and she is thinking about you too. Good luck bby

Hey I kinda miss Emily Beresford
I know, I heard she's not doing too good

by Tinyshield15 October 21, 2020